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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 04:06

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

After 6 new cases over the weekend, North Dakota has nation's highest measles rate - InForum

Another attempt resulted in ...

Just Forget it!

Practice Report (6/9): Notes from the sideline - New York Giants

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Mars Orbiter Captures Rare View of Ancient Volcano Poking Above the Clouds - Gizmodo

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What can we learn from the fatal shooting of UnitedHealth CEO Brian Thompson?

Still no good.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Then came..

'Really excited about this group': 5 takeaways from Seahawks minicamp - The Seattle Times

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

Why is Donald Trump so obsessed with Taylor Swift not supporting him? Why would he think she would want to support a sociopathic liar who pushes election lies in order to stay in political power?

Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

Minds and Behinds

Do women wear undies under leggings?

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

No, not a chance

How will the international community, especially the United Nations and major powers like the US, respond to the breakdown of the Gaza cease - fire by Israel on March 18 and the resulting large - scale conflict?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Freaks and Cheeks

So they tried

AMD CEO Su turns heads with comments at AI event - TheStreet

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Google's Demis Hassabis says AI will create new 'very valuable jobs.' Here's what he'd study as a student right now. - Business Insider

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

share office space ...

Nuts and Butts

Bianca Censori dares to bare in sheer black top and tiny shorts on NYC outing with Kanye West - Page Six

They put up a sign reading

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nintendo Switch 2 owners urged not to skip crucial step setting up their new consoles - GAMINGbible